My First Post... Ever!

Well, I guess it's about time I fell in line and got myself one of these here world wide web logs. I can't stand the word "Blog" but there isn't much you can do when that is what they are called except refuse to use the shortened version and always say web log. Regardless of what you call it, though, it is important to remember that at its core, a blog is really just a public journal on a computer. And who pioneered the computer journal? That's right, Doogie Howser, M.D.
With this in mind I have decided against my better judgement to attempt to post every day from now until I decide it's been long enough. I know, it's a big commitment but I just quit my day job and decided to become a freelance writer. Sweet career move. Anyway, I can't imagine there will be any sort of unifying theme to my posts except that they will all be both totally radical and kickass. I feel like an idiot writing this because while I don't actually expect anyone to read it, there is always that off chance that someone will. I guess I kind of hope someone does because that is sort of the whole point, but then again maybe I would rather get a few dry runs under my belt before I open myself up for public ridicule.
I don't think that's necessary, on second thought, because I have always been a sink or swim kind of guy. Plus its only the biggest losers who go out of their way to blast stupid stuff on the internet anyway so no one who publishes stuff on the internet should let it bother them. I know this because when anyone with a life sees something crappy on the internet they are already pissed off enough about having wasted their time to begin with that they don't want to waste more by posting a comment about how crappy the thing was and how pissed off they are. But I digress...
I will now begin making my page all colorful and whatnot and try to distract any potential readers from the crappiness of my first blog ever. AH, THANK YOU!!!!