Don't judge a blog by its cover

So, I think I got this job at the comedy club, they gave me free tickets to come see the show next Thursday and I bet I will start on Friday. I finally got an assignment in my area from the research paper people but it had already been taken by someone else so I guess the lesson is that I have to be more on top of that.

Bela kicked ass last night as usual but the Paramount Theater sucks because you have to sit the whole time. You can't dance, even if you want to and to top it off a Budweiser is 6 dollars. They don't even have micro brews on draft.

I guess I haven't said much recently that wasn't straightforward biographical crap so here is an attempt at being funny:

What's the deal with red light districts? Who decided on red? It seems to me a green light district would make a lot more sense. Or maybe yellow... you know, "Proceed with caution." The funny thing is that I didn't hear of this concept until I was pretty old, I was in the red light district in Amsterdam: I didn't realize there was anything odd about the place until I noticed that none of the cars were stopping.



Q: What's the difference between the weekend and the rest of the week in my life?
A: I feel bad about not getting any work done during the week.