Wow, I am really scraping the barrel of the blog puns...
I have officially been hired by the Comedy club, so I will probably start next Friday. My sides hurt already... The travel writing class was not quite what I expected but I totally dominated the Q&A session so I think I got my money's worth. Now let's see if I can put any of it into practice.
Don't forget to check me out tomorrow at www.TheDailyBlitz.org as my post there is sure to be better than this one. I must admit it is written with a certain degree of absurdity, so you may find either mildly amusing and give a little chortle or completely idiotic and wish I hadn't wasted your time.
Thoughts from today's commute to school: What the hell is the deal with radio station bumper stickers? How desperate can you be to cover up the rust spots on the back of your beat-up sedan that you would actually be seen with one of those monstrosities on your vehicle? I mean seriously, can't you get like a whole box of "It's a child, not a choice." bumper stickers from your local bible thumper for free? (after writing this, just now I have decided... From now on in my life I will refer to Christian bumper stickers as "Thumper Stickers")

1 comment:
"Thumper Stickers" is amazing. I will use it too.
as long as I don't have to pay royalties.
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