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So, in this book I am reading, there is a balding guy with a comb-over who makes a lot of money and buys a toupee. I think this is sort of supposed to be a joke because if you had that much money it wouldn't matter what your hair looked like anyway and also because if you were that vain you could afford hair transplants or something more realistic looking.

Anyway, the point is I started thinking how strange it is that a toupee is seen as such a target of mockery in this society, meanwhile women with fake breasts are accepted and respected. Well maybe not respected but you get the idea: most men would go out with a woman with fake breast without batting an eyelash, whereas most women would need a lot of convincing to date a guy with a toupee.

It made me wonder if it is because of the price, or because men love breasts and women hate vain, insecure men. I think if you really think about it though, it is probably because a woman's implants aren't in danger of coming off in a stout breeze.