World's Worst Blog

Write about the one that refuses to fit in:

I had the plan in mind before I even handed in the application. It was simple really. Everyone knows that the hardest part of robbing a bank is the getaway. The way I figure, the getaway is only a problem is the bank knows it's being robbed. If I were the bank manager, for example, I could just drop in whenever I pleased, take as much as I wanted, and have a new face and name before anyone was the wiser.

I have always been honest and hardworking, and I have some accounting and managerial experience, so getting the job wasn't as difficult as I expected. Hell, the money and benefits weren't even that bad. Certainly better than my last job, but to tell you the truth, this wasn't really about the money. I wasn't doing too bad financially, and there is really nothing I needed that I didn't have. I was just sick and tired of eeking by unnoticed as a corporate lackey.

From the moment I walked in the first day I knew it would be a piece of cake. The job did itself; a trained monkey could have done it. which gave me plenty of time to study the habits and schedules of my coworkers.

--I feel like this is an interesting excercise, and this is kind of a good/crappy start, but this is shaping up to be a long one and I just don't have the energy right now. I was up until about 4 writing an urgent paper and then got up at 7 to finish it, and I have to be at the comedy club in about an hour so this is going to have to wait. Sorry.--