Blogging for my life

So, I think once or twice a week is going to be my new blogging goal. I think because I am now pretty much blogging for a living at automoviles.aol.com , I don't much feel like doing it in my free time, you know? You can still catch me every Tuesday at www.thedailyblitz.org and once a week here, but don't waste your time checking up too often.

Announcements:

I have an interview for a part time job at Simba Dog Ranch on Tuesday. I think it's like a camp to pamper city dogs way up in the mountains, near Nederland. We shall see how that goes.

I am seeing Medeski, Martin and Wood tonight in Denver and I am SO damn psyched. It's been way too long since I have seen them, and they are co-headlining with the Greyboy All-Stars, which should be a pretty good show in its own right.

I saw Jim Gaffigan in Boulder last night. I would say it was about 50-60% recycled material but all of it is solid gold. He started out with a solid 10 minute bit all about bacon:

"Every time I go to a place with a breakfast buffet and see that huge tub of bacon, I think the same thing: 'If I was here by myself, I would eat only bacon. I should steal the tray and take it up to my room so I can eat it lying down.'"

This man has a P.h.d. in Lazy: "The worst part of having food delivered is getting up to answer the door. What am I, the butler? At least I don't have to put on pants..."

"We went hiking today, what did you do?" "I did nothing." "Well, you could have come with us!" "No, thanks. I'd rather die."

"You know you are dumb when you have to change a letter based on the words you know how to spell: 'Sorry I missed you, guess I'll see you tomo, tomar... next week.'"